Top 10 Things Crosby Said to Semin During Last Night's Hand-Shake

#10 - "It's Mr. 'Dead Wood' to you, Semin!"

#9 - "And you must be the 'other' Alex"

#8 - "Yeah, I'll hand it to you, you can hit the broad side of a barn!"
#7 - "Hi, I'm Sidney Crosby - and you are?"

#6 - "You're right, 8 goals and 13 points isn't so special!"
#5 - "Will you be using a three-wood or 'dead wood' in the fairway tomorrow?"

#4 - "'Special' must mean something different in Russian"

#3 - "Where have you been all series?"

#2 - "You use that stick like you're chopping 'dead wood'"

#1 - "Who's special now, bitch?!"