Thursday, December 11, 2008

I Can't Believe I'm Supporting This "Unholy Alliance!"

OK - so the guys over at the Pensblog made a convincing argument and as much as I don't want to do this, I will do it for the greater good!

Yesterday, the Pensblog took "an emergency Pensblog readers vote" to decide whether or not to form an alliance with rival Capitals fans to vote Ovechkin into the third of the top three All-Star forward positions and push all of the Montreal Canadien players out of any of those positions.

I can't stand Ovechkin and his little missing-tooth grin that he obviously thinks is sexy as hell (why else would he choose not to fill the damn thing in?!)!! However, the guys make it quite convincing that the results would be well worth supporting a dufus like Ovechkin (and, God help me, look past his headhunting Malkin - for this one time only!).
And should we win the vote, the All Star Game will no longer be known as a celebration of 100 years of Montreal Canadien fanboyness, but as the day the hockey world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not let fans who have a unrealistic sense of entitlement have their way. We're going to live on. We're going to watch the Malkin-Crosby-Ovechkin line."

If you would like to join in our efforts to push Ovie into the top three, follow these instructions given by the Pensblog themselves:

Typing OVECHKIN on your phone will make the T9 typing on your phone spell out DOUCHEBAG, so you can actually just type OVIE to 81812.

It takes the sting out of it just a little, doesn't it?!


gilld22 said...

As much as I dont like Ovie that is a very good idea. It would be good to see a line of Malkin / Crosby and Ovie.

Life_As_A_Redhead said...

Of course, you know that this makes me CRINGE!!!!

However, I think it's a pretty good idea.

They (Canadians fans) deserve NO LESS, for that b*llsh*t cheating stunt (that the NHL [*ssholes] let them (almost) get away with).

[end rant]