Satan Sent Down to Hell

Yesterday, the Penguins announced that Satan will report to their AHL affiliate WB / S Baby Pens (which could be considered "hell" to a veteran hockey player like Satan)!!

Satan has played 1,012 career NHL games over 13 seasons with Edmonton, Buffalo, the New York Islanders and the Penguins. He has scored 354 goals and 367 assists for 721 points.

Does that not sound like his career is over, to you (well, his career in the NHL)? I honestly feel badly for Satan because his only mistake was being the player he always was while the Penguins organization (and fans) expected more from him.

However, Satan continues to believe he will again play for the Penguins according to his agent:

"The reason Miro is going (to Penguins' AHL affiliate Wilkes-Barre/Scranton) is to practice and stay sharp because he's hoping to be brought back to the team at some point in time in the near future," said Allan Walsh, who represents Satan.

"It's not a matter of if. It's more a matter of when."